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I sent this to my dad, who's been a boiler tech for 30 years.
“Of the two ways you can explode a boiler, that’s the best one” isn’t the comfort your father thinks it is
I want Lil Nas X to do a cover of Santa Baby. He’d make it as suggestive as Eartha Kitt intended
Step 1: fuck Satan
Step 2: fuck Santa
Jessie with a Dreepy is my new favorite thing. Please give her one. They’d be a great team.
dreepy is a-ok don’t you worry
i like open world games bc the main quest will be like OMG our city is UNDER ATTACK‼️ we need you to return to the city RIGHT NOW‼️ and i’ll be like Ok i’m on it. now excuse me while i spend the next 5 in game weeks doing nothing but gathering collectibles. Goodbye
